The Loony Quiz

To find out if you are a loony or not tick one box in either column A or column B, for each question.

 

 

A

B

Do I get impatient often?

yes

no

Do I lose my rag in traffic jams?

yes

no

Do I feel offended quite often?

yes

no

Do I think “life is not fair?”

often

rarely

Am I prone to over reaction?

yes

no

If I don’t get my way do I sulk?

often

rarely

Do I bear grudges?

yes

no

Do I seek to get even?

yes

no

If someone does better than me, do I get upset?

yes

no

Do I try to pull others down to feel better about myself?

yes

no

Have I ever had a bout of cranio-rectal disease?

often

rarely

Am I special?

yes

no

Does nobody appreciate me?

yes

no

Must I always be busy?

yes

no

Does silence scare me?

yes

no

Must I always be the winner?

yes

no

Do I always know best?

yes

no

Am I always right?

yes

no

Do I enjoy opining upon things I don’t really know?

yes

no

Do I enjoy gossip and trust it?

yes

no

Am I impressed by the unproven opinions of others?

yes

no

Am I genuinely opened minded?

no

yes

Are people who don’t believe the same things as me?

crazy

sane

Is my belief system the only correct one?

yes

no

Is advancement better than happiness?

yes

no

Is kudos the be all and end all?

yes

no

If I win prizes / competitions does that make me feel better than?

yes

no

Am I a grand person or one of the little people?

grand

little

Do rules apply to me?

no

yes

Is material plane status important to me?

yes

no

Am I a bit of a tense motherfucker?

yes

no

Am I happy and at peace with the universe?

no

yes

 

Now count up the number of As and Bs.

In your best judgement are you a loony or not, what do you think?