Do You Suffer from Premature Omniscience?

Fret no more!

You can buy our patent pending technology which reverses the process of cranio-rectal insertion.

Developed in our word beating labs at:


this head extraction plan is pain free and can be yours for only £10 plus taxes!!

It follows on from our award-winning piss and Michael extractor which won the Queens award for comedic innovation.

Have no fear you will have to no longer see only inside your own rectum or colon!

Daylight awaits! Honest!! The truth is out there!!

There is life after irreversible cranio-rectal insertion, (see our Trustpilot reviews).

Sufferers from all top ranked universities have endorsed our premature omniscience reversal, mRNA capsules. Available only as a large spiky hexagonal suppository.

“They help to put the finger on the problem,” said Prof. Encephalitis from Harvard. “Within minutes the swelling went down, and I could extract with ease.”

Waste no time! Due to Brexit red tape, we are having logistical issues with our supplier, in Liechtenstein.

Hurry before the supplies run out!!

This special offer ends soon!

Got two heads up your arse?

See our two for one price…bulk purchases are also available, for multiple infestations.

There is light at the end of the tunnel!