Be Careful What You Wish For…

Oh Kudos, which art sublime

You are hallowed and sought out by mine eye.

If thy kingdom comes unto me

And MY will is done.

I shall finally have it ALL on earth

Give me this day my daily worship, to which I am owed and utterly entitled.

As we destroy all those infidels who trespass against us

Lead us deeper into temptation.

Do not deliver us from evil!

For I seek THY benevolent and most gainful kingdom

Whereby I can express all the tyranny of the power and of the glory, which I possess.

For ever and ever, after all they are but little people.

And I, at last, am akin to You.

Amen