Where Can I Score Some Fluorodeoxyglucose (18F)?

I have been trying to work out how a private citizen can score some positron emitting stuff and then get a PET scan without having to go through the inert, bureaucratic, pompous and very slow medical system.

The power is not mine.

I have sent inquiries off to the UK private health geezers and to the Swiss.

I want to enable a diagnosis.

Time is of the essence, protocol and Ego are in the way.

Five grand for a swift PET scan looks like a good use of money, to me.

If I circumvent due process, I may piss people off.

But if this moves the whole shebang forward even a millimetre…it is not my problem

Psst…do you know…

Where Can I Score Some Fluorodeoxyglucose (18F)?